Rational Fears

1. Money
2. Catching your plane/train/thing that takes you places
3. I brought my tickets right?
4. Did I bring the right stuff?
5. The stove is turned off isn’t it?
6. I probably packed too much stuff.
7. I wonder if the airline will lose my bag
8. Shit, I packed a swiss army knife. Please don’t gitmo me.
9. There is going to be a crazy pile of work waiting for me when I get back. That will suck.

Irrational Fears (Usually…)

1. Ebola
2. What if they don’t like me?
3. Snakes on the plane
4. What if my appendix explodes while we are over the Atlantic?
5. What if my rain jacket gets torn and then their is an incredible downpour?
6. I forgot to shave, could I get gitmoed for that?
7. If Anna Nicole Smith passes away while I’m out of the country, how quickly will I find out?
8. Can I convincingly pretend I don’t know the basic concepts of quantum theory?
9. I should have taken that jujitsu class. Now I’m screwed.
10. What else should I do to protect myself from avian flu?
11. Crocodile attack
12. Camel attack
13. Tarantula attack
14. Hair growing too much while away
15. Even if I leave the country for a little while I still get to vote right?
16. Comet
17. What if Netflix losses my ratings?
18. What if a really mean dog falls asleep on top of me and I can’t get away without waking him up and having him bite me?
19. What if it gets so hot the train melts?
20. Penguin attack
21. Lice