Official Reasons To Go on Vacation Released by Impartial Group of Hotels and Tour Companies

Creative Commons picture by joebeone.A group of hotels and tour companies has finally published a list of “officially approved reasons to go on vacation.” It is rumored to have taken one year of extremely sporadic quasi-work to create.

The list is intended to provide travelers with a witty retort when their friends ask “why did you decide to go on vacation THEN?”. Since all the reasons on the list have been officially approved, they no longer need to be defended against the skepticism of one’s friends. This makes using the reasons on the list much less of a hassle than using any other reason.

Following the release of the list we got the chance to speak with the group’s chairman. We asked him if he was concerned about possible bias. Every member of the group does make money when people go on vacation. “Actually I was once quite worried about that” he responded. “Which is why I checked to make sure that we weren’t biased. Turns out we’re not.”

The officially approved reasons to go on vacation include:

• I stubbed my toe
• At times I dislike parts of my job
• It is cold here
• It is hot here
• It is cold somewhere else
• It is hot somewhere else
• I sneezed with a mouthful of flour and a spurt of it came out of my nose. I no longer wish to deal with the shame that brings in this part of the world. It burned too.

Creative Commons picture by tornatore.

People seem to be generally pleased that the list has been created. Many claim to be tired of trying to justify their vacations. “It has been a long time coming” said some guy we asked. “However, I am quite glad that there is now an officially approved list of reasons to go on vacation.“