Customs agent at LAX finds explosive data, justifies monotonously searching all those computers

Creative Commons picture by creo que soy yo.A customs agent has discovered explosive data on the laptop of a 42 year old woman who flew into LAX. It appears that the woman was attempting to smuggle the explosive data into the country in order to start some shit.

A spokesman for US customs said: “While we are never happy to find information of such danger when we search laptops, it does justify our extensive personal-data-combing operation. Imagine what would have happened if that information had gotten through to the general population of the United States! Luckily we have stopped it.” It is was later discovered that this information may already have been e-mailed to 423,592 US citizens.

The agent who discovered the explosive information was quickly quarantined. It is feared that he may remember the explosive information after discovering it. If this turns out to be the case the agent will have to remain in quarantine for the rest of his life to prevent the dangerous information from spreading further.

A manager at US customs in LAX expressed deep sadness that the agent may have been exposed. “He has taken an information bullet for all of us, and protected us from information that could potentially rupture our minds and cause people around us to be hit by skull-shrapnel.”